Vodka Aunt | noun
Vodka Aunt is the loud, usually inebriated and funnest member of your extended/immediate family. Usually they take the younger members of the family under their slightly uncoordinated wing. The Vodka Aunt is the one who gave you your first real sip of alcohol as a teenager and often borrows other people’s children to go on adventures; promptly returning them loaded with sugar, cranky and in possession of a new toy with obscenely loud sound effects.
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